- white girl in any movie: my dad said to only use this credit card for emergencies
- white girl in any movie: and this is an emergency *opens doors to mall*
A couple years ago I was on vacation with my entire family and my cousin was like 11 and called himself the chosen one and started dubbing everyone like ‘chosen one #37578’ ect. And one time we got a pizza and when the pizza guy got there my cousin got this thoughtful look and said ‘You. You are chosen one #2. My second in command.’ And the pizza guy looked so touched
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so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”
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when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system
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